Chewing the Fat, Hilarious stories of Online Dating

So I know the plan is to write about past dates, but I HAD to write about this one. It's not very often that I go into my past for ...

So you guys all know I've gone out with some real winners, some big losers and some real fucking crazies.  From anal to shitting th...

So, something that is EXTREMELY difficult to admit but I'm going to admit to all of you is that I went on frickin Tinder. Yes, I ...

So  I know that I've wrote about all my nightmarish online dates from the past, but I HAD to share this one with you guys. This lovel...

Yes folks, it's true....my date picked me up in a drug mule car. Now, I'm sure you all are thinking,  WTF?!?.....I did as wel...

Well, I'll be honest. I've already had the chickenpox and thank God!!! Adult chickenpox is NO JOKE and this guy made it appar...

I can't believe I'm admitting this to all of you. Of course I have my other embarrassing posts, but thank God I was on the other...

So as you all know, I am very blunt and honest. Nothing says honesty than putting your shit out there on a blog...RIGHT!!! Well this i...

I knew there was a problem with this guy, when he told me my toes looked so delicious, they look like skittles. I'm going to call thi...

Well my loves, it is true...I have been on a date with who I assume was "gay". My gay friends, aka my gay husbands all call me...

I know that you guys have been waiting for this post. I hope you guys and gals enjoy it!!! I'm definitely not a size queen and nev...

So, I'm sure if you live in beautiful ol San Diego,  you've encountered one or two hundred douchebags. This place is crawling with...

We're going to call this one..."BA, aka..The Booger Addict" I know we all have to pick our noses from time to time, I use a...

We're going to call this one, "Deejay Farts-Alot". This man gave a new meaning to flatulence.  I met this absolutely elegan...

We're going to call this one, "Senior Neaty Freaky Single Pump Chump "...I'm sure you know where I'm going with this...

We will call this one, "Captain Jerp-Alot". I've dated every type of man there is, from complete normal vanilla types to t...

We're going to call this one "Sir Furry Flurry". So, I decided to try Match about five years ago because after reading ...

So folks, here is another dating story from my archives of online dating. We will call this guy, "Mr. Crab Fest".  So, I...

The truth is in the title folks! So, this date is definitely from the past. I'll say about 5 years ago. I met this guy on POF. His ...

Well folks, here's another lovely date story so fresh it happened last night. I know that I'm supposed to start from 6 years ag...