Well what can I say? I'm 35, single, financially independent and I live in this beautiful city called San Diego. Unfortunately, dating here is a bit lacking. Being a strong woman in this city is depressing. Men call you "intimidating", "stuck up", and even "bitch" if they know you own property, pay your own bills and really don't require help. What am I, a damsel in distress? Uh, no. I'm just me.
So, I decided to cast a wider net and began online dating 5 years ago shortly after my long term relationship ended. I can't say it's been rainbows and unicorns, but I do have some hilarious stories to share. Example: A pre ejaculating, germaphobic man who couldn't help blowing his load in his boxer briefs EVERYTIME we made out within 10 minutes of swapping spit to another online date I didn't recognize because he was 150 lbs heavier than his pictures and he not only ate his food but mine as well, without my permission. The bartender looked at me with sympathetic eyes, handed me a pity cocktail and told me, "Hun, you're definitely going to need this especially after this date".
So I hope all of you will laugh, share and commiserate with me. Let's chew the fat ladies!!!!
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